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Tick Tock is a flat, fast route through Watopias desert, where you can almost hear the clock ticking as the kilometers fly by. This is one of the flattest routes in Watopia, making it a favorite for time-trialists and sprinters who want to clock their personal bests in a scenic setting. This is prime sprinter … Read more
The Mighty Metropolitan course takes you on a tour through the cityscape of New York, mixing rolling terrain with some of the citys signature steep inclines. Riders pass through the glass skyways, enjoying the elevated city views while tackling the mix of rolling roads and sharp kicks that define this urban route. Expect attacks on … Read more
Turf N Surf gives riders a taste of Makuri’s coastal roads, taking them along both beachside flats and the vibrant city of Neokyo. The route keeps you on your toes with its varied terrain, offering scenic seaside views followed and cityscapes. The main action is likely to happen on the two small climbs, where punchy … Read more
Keith Hill After Party is a route that teases you with mostly flat roads before hitting you with the challenge of Keith Hill. This popular climb in Londons countryside requires a smart pacing strategy, making this route a true test of endurance after a steady lead-in. The main tactical focus is the final Keith Hill … Read more
Itza Party takes riders on a lively loop through the bustling streets and scenic paths of Neokyo, with its neon-lit roads and vibrant nighttime ambiance. The terrain is mostly flat, but there are just enough slight inclines to keep everyone alert and ready to jump on any surprise attacks. This course is fast, favoring sprinters … Read more
Muir and the Mountain combines flat sections with a tough climb up the Epic KOM and a trip through the jungle. This route is well-suited for climbers, offering challenging terrain with plenty of opportunities to make a move on the slopes. The Epic KOM is where climbers will likely launch their attacks, aiming to create … Read more
Radio Rendezvous takes you on a journey up to the iconic Radio Tower, featuring a brutal climb that will test even the strongest riders. The route is short but intense, with a steep final climb that makes it a pure test of climbing ability. The Radio Tower climb is where attacks will happen, as the … Read more
Road to Ruins Reverse takes you through the jungle in reverse, with a focus on rugged terrain and punchy climbs. The route features jungle paths, ruins, and a challenging reverse ascent that will keep riders on their toes. Attacks will likely happen on the main climb, where climbers will seek to distance the group. Rouleurs … Read more
The Magnificent 8 is a relatively flat course that covers a mix of desert, beachfront, and Volcano Circuit roads. While its mostly smooth sailing, the routes length adds an endurance element, making it a fast course that rewards sustained power. This route is best suited to sprinters and rouleurs, with a sprint finish being the … Read more
Big Flat 8 is a primarily flat route that gives you a relaxed tour of Watopia’s lowlands, covering beachside views, desert landscapes, and open skies. The gentle terrain makes this a quick course, ideal for those looking to ride without too much elevation challenge. With only minor undulations, this loop is all about keeping up … Read more